The Nursery is now open
Meet this year’s adoptees
Each child below has been examined, catalogued, and gently encouraged to behave. Browse their portraits, read their stories, and if one of them won’t stop looking at you — that’s the one. Adoptions are finalized at the event.
Isolation Chamber
This doll is not haunted, the chamber is there to keep her from becoming haunted.
Available for adoption
Article 6B
Catalogued. Contained. Mostly.
Available for adoption
Mourning Bride
Leave her an offering. She'll leave you alone.
Available for adoption
HUSH
She told them to HUSH. They should have listened.
Available for adoption
Evelyn May
Don't remove her from the cradle, she wasn't put there for you
Available for adoption
Devi
Small horns. Big opinions.
Available for adoption
The Wicker Woman
Every autumn, the village burns one. The fire never takes.
Available for adoption
Regan
The power of Christ compels you — to adopt her.
Available for adoption
LOTS MORE AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION!
Visit us on November 1
Adoption day
Doors open at dusk. Prospective parents are interviewed briefly — the dolls have standards. A small rehoming fee applies; candles and offerings are welcome but not required.
Strangelove Parlor
37 West Hoffman Ave
Lindenhurst, NY 11757
Reception 12PM–6PM • After Party 6PM–8PM
Chainsaw Estates · November 1, 2026
*Strangelove Parlor is not responsible for post-adoption activity.